He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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Good for Mrs. Snuffleupagus.
Why not her trunk?
Fat chicks 1, douchebags 0!
Fat chicks 1, douchebags 60!*
That is badass haha
How is this even funny?\n1. If a guy did this to a drunk girl, he would be in jail.\n2. If you're in a hospital, why would you not get security after the 5th time?\n3. Drunk people are generally obnoxious or annoying (see: this website). If you didn't realize this, welcome to the real world.\n4. Snuffleupagus is a children's tv show character with a ridiculous name. It doesn't mean he is implying you are big or hairy. Laugh or ignore it.\n5. Unless the bottle is empty, that is a was
te of perfectly good brandy.
you're an idiot. blackberry brandy is not "pefectly good brandy" it's white trash crack. \\n fuck off.
Like a boss.
bwahahahahahaaa dude women ive know woulda busted it across your eyes after the first time...some mean bitchs but hella fun to hang with
Aloysius Snuffleupagus rules!
Bahahahahaha!!!! Good one on both sides