You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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