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  • I may or may not hate this site right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:18am
  • wow im from ffx and this sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I just fucked a sexy snow white. then her mom came home she was only like 12 I think I'm goin to jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:56pm
  • clark university? at least worcester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:58am
  • Thank goodness for gravity- or else all the pretzels would just float away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Jeff, you're an ignorant fuck. If America ever goes down, it 'll be because if shit heads like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:41am
  • Jeff uses exclamation points you rip-off artists!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Is this even less than 160 characters? This is impossible to send as a text message. Who would you send this to anyway? Fake AND unfunny. Which mod did you blow to get posting priveledges?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 4:31 needs to get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I can't believe someone counted the characters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 160 character max? WTF? Your phone is a pos if that is ur max

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:46pm
  • This text should be divied up into chapters... not to mention its just fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:49pm
  • So fake. How do u melt a dent?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:04pm
  • 4:50 what kind of phone do you have and what service? All of us with AT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:16pm
  • jeff needs to get a life and quit being such a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Don't drink and do hobby crafts! Mothers Against Drunk Assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:44pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't melt a dent into the top of my minifridge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:14am
  • First Jeff Funny. Second sounds fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Oh I get it. Its funny because college kids are reckless while they try to make costumes. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:46pm
  • may or may not? so...uhm, which was it? this is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:08pm
  • i can send veryyyy long texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:52am
  • I voted for Obama but I've done worse sins to land me a place in Hell you moronic racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:14am
  • This text and Jeff are so unfunny it's unreal. Get a job el Jefe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:13am
  • Charles Rutherford does not approve of the TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 4:50 is bitter and alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:18am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:00pm
  • maybe YOU'VE got strict limits, 4:50, but i can send texts significantly larger than 160 characters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he couldve burnt his dorm down to the ground because he left his glue gun on, causing damage to his mini-fridge, but luckily didn't! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Obama is going to Kill America. You are all sinners for voting for him! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:51pm