he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
