She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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