Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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