Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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