Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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