If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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