he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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