is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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