Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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