I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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