Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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