i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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