a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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