I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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