So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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