new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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