she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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