Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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