at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before