Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(737): View more from Texas

at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(206): View more from Washington

Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha

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(415): View more from California

just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

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(518): View more from New York

he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

(732): View more from New Jersey

do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?

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(254): View more from Texas

You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before

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