Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.