Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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