Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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