Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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