The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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