i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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