It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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