I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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