im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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