if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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