We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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