It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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Fucking stalkerish, misogynistic, bullshit.
The books and the movies suck. If you are over the age of 18 and enjoy it then you look like an idiot. I wouldn't respect my boss if she was into it.
your boss is a 12 year old pre-pubescent girl?
Taylor launter's face looks like an asshole...in the most literal term
Please, lets keep the twilight jokes far away fron TFLN!!!
Okay, lame. Not that the OP put this, or that their boss had the tickets taped to the wall, but seriously, more than just stupid little 15 year old girls like Twilight. When are people going to stop being so ignorant and realize that and stop stereotyping people who just simply like a book series. Everyone who likes the books likes it for something different. So stfu and stop being so closed minded.
1128 Main difference is that SPORTS ARE REAL. Not some poorly written poorly acted pop culture bull shit that is in the PRE TEEN section.
I don't even know the person this is about, but I still have zero respect for them.
It's Chic-lit--reading material for women with average to below average IQ's
Literature is supposed to make you think. The Twilight books are not literature.
Computers: so easy, a caveman can do it. Right, 12:11?
it doesn't make you cool just because you can talk on and on about how much you hate the twilight movies. fucking retards.
LiKe OmGz I tOtAlLy CaN't WaIt FoR nOv 20tH....Spolier Alert!!! Edward sits on a wooden dildo stake and vanishes to fairy dust..then Jacob does lines of Edward off Bellas chest
does your boss like the Jonas brothers too? I find the two often go hand-in-hand amongst pre-pubescent morons with no taste
its more educational than twilight
AH HAHAHAHAHAAA! yeah I don't take your boss seriously either.
8:01 is right. It's for teenagers not horny old women.
you can like what you like...if I like to suck dick then I am prepared to be called a cock sucker..If you like Twilight be prepared to have your intellect insulted
Twilight sucks and I'm sure New Moon will too. Stick to the books way better
1128 Twilight is professional wrestling, but at least in professional wrestling they have athletic ability.
That shit is almost as lame as these American Apparel ads. Anyone else sick to death of this shit?
So, this one time, I bought a calculator. It helped me with my math homework.
Speaking of Mormons... Romney for President, 2012.
8:36 tickets have been on sale for 3 months
Finger her butt hole and shell give u a raise. I know. I AM her.
quit your job. what's the attraction to mythical beings that have no use for humans except for as a food source? i mean sure you could fall in love with a vampire but eventually you're going to die a terrible and gruesome death when they need a snack.
Ugh, that's so sad. That shit is so lame.
Twlight = worst movie series ever.
Wow! Watch Bram Stoker's Dracula...thats more "realistic" vampirism. Twilight is NOT vampire anything. A "real" vampire would KILL that stupid pansy character Pattinson plays. TWILIGHT BLOWS! And so will New Moon!!!!!! Cry about it!!
I agree with 12:18. Yet I'm seeing the movie Saturday
I appreciate this because my boss as well has the tastes of a flighty 14 year old girl.
id fuck her new moon
New dick to suck more like
all your base are belong to us
1003 False. The book is in the Pre teen section. The reason to hate is the people that actually try and argue that it is romantic and the books were written well. They are the fangirls that are utterly obnoxious.
Then 6:17, ur life fucking sucks
I don't know if you all know this, but osama bin laden likes twilight. Therefore, twilight is for terrorists. And fucking flamers.
jacob black is the greatest thing in the world. fuck you all
You want worthwhile literature? The Wheel of Times by Robert Jordan. Better than Tolkien.
The chick gets pregnant with a half vampire thingy. Pretty lame.
what is Edward, 100? A little too young to be dating a teenager in my opinion... What if you found out your boyfriend was 100 years old but just never aged because of creepy legacy. oh and what if your boyfriend told you you smelled like herowin?very awkward if you ask me
What, like bosses aren't allowed to be excited about something? Fuck you, person who wrote this text.
I hated the first movie but bought my tickets in early september... Looks a lot better... The boss shouldnt have them taped to the wall someone might steal them lol
"It's so hard to take my (male) boss seriously when he thumb tacks sports tickets to his wall" wouldn't sound odd whatsoever. Heaven forbid women have interests that guys don't!
Twilight and New Moon are both teriible written, and only for people with no romantic life. Try Harry Potter if you want to read something educational.
Twilight is the gayest shit ever.
Which is cooler, an orca fighting a great white or a vampire having sex? Guess we'll never know!
7:13 please tell me you don't think Harry Potter is is actually "educational".
I don't read anything written by Mormons
fuck twilight and everyone that likes it. 5:43 is right
I enjoyed the Twilight books. Except for the last one, man, did that suck a$$! Such a cop out. And movie was horrible. They ruined the entire series.
Damn the Man, save the Empire!
1205 please explain how it is a good story. The story is mormon propaganda and about an obseesive controlling dbag that believes women are too stupid to make their own choices. Let me guess because he is a smooth talker he is romantic? Next you are going to tell me that the OC and Hills are great TV Programs
It's her right to shred her dignity
back and forth forever
Somebody should steal them
& so it begins...
Authorative? Irony irony on the wall...
i would like to fuck everybody here.
Chicks dig 'em. I don't know why. I will, however, pretend to watch one if it means head.
The Twilight series books are amaaaaaaaaaazingggggggg.
Hahahah. I love your boss!
i don't think the tickets are even on SALE yet... this is clearly made up
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this post about a year ago.
Finally a real one :)
Actually tickets are SOLD OUT! They have been on sale since September or early, so this deffinatly isn't fake!
It's "authoritative". Don't use words you can't pronounce or spell. Lame.
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
New moon is going to be awesome. Op is a loser
Your right, 8:13, it just makes it rediculous
hahaha Sven the fisherman you're my new favorite lurker
werewolf sex sounds fucking magical ;)
Talk to the boss' boss. Get her ass canned. Peter Principle it up, bitch!
For real girls should have no interests other than pleasing their man and cooking. Punch that ho bitch and put her vag in it's place. No cunts in the work place unless there dancing on me.
New moon is gonna be epic!!!!!! I'm sooooo excited and not true. I got my ticket last week and my friend got hers last night so hah!!
NEW MOTHER FUCKING MOON!
I like how stupid people are getting to be. One person forms an extreme opinion, others think it's cool so they mimic the person, suddenly everyone hates twilight. "Twilight is for pre-pubescent little girls" is not a reason to hate it. Form honest opinions people.
Just because it's about vampires doesn't make it a trashy romance novel.
lol hahah 5:10 is hella right.
i agree with 5:02. whoever hates twilight can suck it.