It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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Fucking stalkerish, misogynistic, bullshit.
your boss is a 12 year old pre-pubescent girl?
The books and the movies suck. If you are over the age of 18 and enjoy it then you look like an idiot. I wouldn't respect my boss if she was into it.
Okay, lame. Not that the OP put this, or that their boss had the tickets taped to the wall, but seriously, more than just stupid little 15 year old girls like Twilight. When are people going to stop being so ignorant and realize that and stop stereotyping people who just simply like a book series. Everyone who likes the books likes it for something different. So stfu and stop being so closed minded.
1128 Main difference is that SPORTS ARE REAL. Not some poorly written poorly acted pop culture bull shit that is in the PRE TEEN section.
Please, lets keep the twilight jokes far away fron TFLN!!!
I don't even know the person this is about, but I still have zero respect for them.
Taylor launter's face looks like an asshole...in the most literal term
Literature is supposed to make you think. The Twilight books are not literature.
it doesn't make you cool just because you can talk on and on about how much you hate the twilight movies. fucking retards.
LiKe OmGz I tOtAlLy CaN't WaIt FoR nOv 20tH....Spolier Alert!!! Edward sits on a wooden dildo stake and vanishes to fairy dust..then Jacob does lines of Edward off Bellas chest
Computers: so easy, a caveman can do it. Right, 12:11?
does your boss like the Jonas brothers too? I find the two often go hand-in-hand amongst pre-pubescent morons with no taste
It's Chic-lit--reading material for women with average to below average IQ's
its more educational than twilight
Twilight sucks and I'm sure New Moon will too. Stick to the books way better
AH HAHAHAHAHAAA! yeah I don't take your boss seriously either.
1128 Twilight is professional wrestling, but at least in professional wrestling they have athletic ability.
That shit is almost as lame as these American Apparel ads. Anyone else sick to death of this shit?
8:01 is right. It's for teenagers not horny old women.
you can like what you like...if I like to suck dick then I am prepared to be called a cock sucker..If you like Twilight be prepared to have your intellect insulted
Speaking of Mormons... Romney for President, 2012.
So, this one time, I bought a calculator. It helped me with my math homework.
Finger her butt hole and shell give u a raise. I know. I AM her.
8:36 tickets have been on sale for 3 months
quit your job. what's the attraction to mythical beings that have no use for humans except for as a food source? i mean sure you could fall in love with a vampire but eventually you're going to die a terrible and gruesome death when they need a snack.
Twlight = worst movie series ever.
I appreciate this because my boss as well has the tastes of a flighty 14 year old girl.
Wow! Watch Bram Stoker's Dracula...thats more "realistic" vampirism. Twilight is NOT vampire anything. A "real" vampire would KILL that stupid pansy character Pattinson plays. TWILIGHT BLOWS! And so will New Moon!!!!!! Cry about it!!
Ugh, that's so sad. That shit is so lame.
I don't know if you all know this, but osama bin laden likes twilight. Therefore, twilight is for terrorists. And fucking flamers.
I agree with 12:18. Yet I'm seeing the movie Saturday
New dick to suck more like
The chick gets pregnant with a half vampire thingy. Pretty lame.
what is Edward, 100? A little too young to be dating a teenager in my opinion... What if you found out your boyfriend was 100 years old but just never aged because of creepy legacy. oh and what if your boyfriend told you you smelled like herowin?very awkward if you ask me
Then 6:17, ur life fucking sucks
1003 False. The book is in the Pre teen section. The reason to hate is the people that actually try and argue that it is romantic and the books were written well. They are the fangirls that are utterly obnoxious.
jacob black is the greatest thing in the world. fuck you all
You want worthwhile literature? The Wheel of Times by Robert Jordan. Better than Tolkien.
What, like bosses aren't allowed to be excited about something? Fuck you, person who wrote this text.
all your base are belong to us
"It's so hard to take my (male) boss seriously when he thumb tacks sports tickets to his wall" wouldn't sound odd whatsoever. Heaven forbid women have interests that guys don't!
Twilight and New Moon are both teriible written, and only for people with no romantic life. Try Harry Potter if you want to read something educational.
Twilight is the gayest shit ever.
I hated the first movie but bought my tickets in early september... Looks a lot better... The boss shouldnt have them taped to the wall someone might steal them lol
Which is cooler, an orca fighting a great white or a vampire having sex? Guess we'll never know!
7:13 please tell me you don't think Harry Potter is is actually "educational".
id fuck her new moon
fuck twilight and everyone that likes it. 5:43 is right
I don't read anything written by Mormons
It's her right to shred her dignity
1205 please explain how it is a good story. The story is mormon propaganda and about an obseesive controlling dbag that believes women are too stupid to make their own choices. Let me guess because he is a smooth talker he is romantic? Next you are going to tell me that the OC and Hills are great TV Programs
back and forth forever
& so it begins...
i would like to fuck everybody here.
I enjoyed the Twilight books. Except for the last one, man, did that suck a$$! Such a cop out. And movie was horrible. They ruined the entire series.
Damn the Man, save the Empire!
Somebody should steal them
Hahahah. I love your boss!
Authorative? Irony irony on the wall...
Chicks dig 'em. I don't know why. I will, however, pretend to watch one if it means head.
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this post about a year ago.
i don't think the tickets are even on SALE yet... this is clearly made up
Finally a real one :)
It's "authoritative". Don't use words you can't pronounce or spell. Lame.
The Twilight series books are amaaaaaaaaaazingggggggg.
New moon is going to be awesome. Op is a loser
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
hahaha Sven the fisherman you're my new favorite lurker
werewolf sex sounds fucking magical ;)
Your right, 8:13, it just makes it rediculous
Actually tickets are SOLD OUT! They have been on sale since September or early, so this deffinatly isn't fake!
Talk to the boss' boss. Get her ass canned. Peter Principle it up, bitch!
New moon is gonna be epic!!!!!! I'm sooooo excited and not true. I got my ticket last week and my friend got hers last night so hah!!
For real girls should have no interests other than pleasing their man and cooking. Punch that ho bitch and put her vag in it's place. No cunts in the work place unless there dancing on me.
NEW MOTHER FUCKING MOON!
I like how stupid people are getting to be. One person forms an extreme opinion, others think it's cool so they mimic the person, suddenly everyone hates twilight. "Twilight is for pre-pubescent little girls" is not a reason to hate it. Form honest opinions people.
Just because it's about vampires doesn't make it a trashy romance novel.
lol hahah 5:10 is hella right.
i agree with 5:02. whoever hates twilight can suck it.