So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
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Sounds like the best birthday ever
i think she works at twin peaks and has red hair
her nipples arent on fire dumbass..you split the bottom of the match n then the matches stick to the nipples, its SO HOTT. I'd marry you.
No, you are a skanky whore.
You won't be laughing when he belches his Bacardi 151 on them...
Fiery nipples = dating material? CLEARLY I'm going out with the wrong girls.
Either you're going to set your nipples on fire, or you're going to get a splinter or two from the matches. DON'T DO IT! That stripper is a PROFESSIONAL!
and yes! she lives in charlotte!
yeah that's not going to hurt at all...
Maybe uptown caberet on sun??? Haha
I hope your lactating just in case you gotta out them bad boys out. Then again...Lacting woman does not equal dating material.