So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
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Sounds like the best birthday ever
i think she works at twin peaks and has red hair
her nipples arent on fire dumbass..you split the bottom of the match n then the matches stick to the nipples, its SO HOTT. I'd marry you.
No, you are a skanky whore.
Fiery nipples = dating material? CLEARLY I'm going out with the wrong girls.
Either you're going to set your nipples on fire, or you're going to get a splinter or two from the matches. DON'T DO IT! That stripper is a PROFESSIONAL!
and yes! she lives in charlotte!
You won't be laughing when he belches his Bacardi 151 on them...
Maybe uptown caberet on sun??? Haha
yeah that's not going to hurt at all...
I hope your lactating just in case you gotta out them bad boys out. Then again...Lacting woman does not equal dating material.