Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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