we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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