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  • 47 19
    Submitted by 297thdbag on May 20, 14 at 5:09am

    I'd settle for your mom too!!

  • 36 17
    Submitted by NJ_Pablo on May 20, 14 at 9:22am

    There's a lot going on in that statement.

  • 34 19
    Submitted by skeezer on May 20, 14 at 7:46am

    when I first read this, I thiught it said "I'm lonely and horny..." LOL

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on May 20, 14 at 7:13am

    Horny and hungry and wants his mommy. That's no way to go through life.

  • 16 12
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 20, 14 at 3:19pm

    I hear ya, kid.

  • 14 13
    Submitted by slucketlist on May 22, 14 at 2:15am

    I did settle son, now go mow the lawn!