I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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when I first read this, I thiught it said "I'm lonely and horny..." LOL
I'd settle for your mom too!!
There's a lot going on in that statement.
Horny and hungry and wants his mommy. That's no way to go through life.
I hear ya, kid.
I did settle son, now go mow the lawn!