Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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