I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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