We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Was his nose bleeding because she broke it or because she was on her period?
3:01 go play In traffic
R you sure the stripper didn't get her period on matts nose?
Way to steal my joke.
@301 they still go to work. They just tuck or cut the strings. I've been in Vegas way too long.
Your my boy matt
Matt is a god.
@301 did you seriously say they don't get their periods cuz of bc are you permahigh? strippers are regular people to they don't have special bc just cuz your a stripper. I think u need to go back to beginners sex Ed
I highly doubt a STRIPPERS vagina could break anything. I'm surprised they didn't have to call 911 to get his head out with the jaws of life. :oP
It wasn't broken, she just hit it hard in to make it bleed
Reply fail....obviously a joke on how loose and sleeve like the stripper was
You can't make this stuff up. Way to go Matt!
Nosebleed. Great night. Yeah!
That's pretty awesome Matt!!!
It broke it. I was there.
She was getting revenge for all of the times she was throatfucked until she vomited in pornos or pimpslapped. \n\nBTW, this is the second text about Matt that I've read tonight.
he got the nosebleed. awesomeness. and hilarious
Dam your snizz smelled like month old pre-chewed cabbage girl!
Strippers don't get their periods because of the birthcontrol and even if she did I highly doubt shed be at work.
Um, do you know anything about birth control? Women still get their period when they are on it... hmmmm... smart...