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  • Was his nose bleeding because she broke it or because she was on her period?

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 7, 10 at 1:28pm
  • Ummm gross!

    Submitted by krrosey on Mar 7, 10 at 1:35pm
  • 3:01 go play In traffic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 5:14pm
  • R you sure the stripper didn't get her period on matts nose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:56pm
  • Your my boy matt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:02pm
  • @301 they still go to work. They just tuck or cut the strings. I've been in Vegas way too long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 9:53pm
  • You're gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:46pm
  • @301 did you seriously say they don't get their periods cuz of bc are you permahigh? strippers are regular people to they don't have special bc just cuz your a stripper. I think u need to go back to beginners sex Ed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Matt is a god.

    Submitted by pokey9145 on Mar 7, 10 at 3:56pm
  • I highly doubt a STRIPPERS vagina could break anything. I'm surprised they didn't have to call 911 to get his head out with the jaws of life. :oP

    Submitted by nikkayy on Mar 7, 10 at 3:29pm
    • It wasn't broken, she just hit it hard in to make it bleed

      Submitted by txtygr on Mar 8, 10 at 12:53am
      • Reply fail....obviously a joke on how loose and sleeve like the stripper was

        Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 9, 10 at 11:58am
  • You can't make this stuff up. Way to go Matt!

    Submitted by cityboy on Mar 7, 10 at 1:34pm
  • You're and

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:50pm
  • Nosebleed. Great night. Yeah!

    Submitted by BR225 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:46am
  • That's pretty awesome Matt!!!

    Submitted by CAPTAINFRANK on Mar 7, 10 at 2:05pm
  • She was getting revenge for all of the times she was throatfucked until she vomited in pornos or pimpslapped. \n\nBTW, this is the second text about Matt that I've read tonight.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 1:26am
  • Epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:23pm
  • It broke it. I was there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:53pm
  • he got the nosebleed. awesomeness. and hilarious

    Submitted by mkdesouza on Mar 7, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Dam your snizz smelled like month old pre-chewed cabbage girl!

    Submitted by booyah420 on Mar 7, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Strippers don't get their periods because of the birthcontrol and even if she did I highly doubt shed be at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:01pm
    • Um, do you know anything about birth control? Women still get their period when they are on it... hmmmm... smart...

      Submitted by mle97 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:08am
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