he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I'm a girl but I know my place. who wants a blowjob and a sandwich?
ah if only pulling a hernia was something that existed
Not sure but I don't think you can pull a hernia.....
Ughhhh, plan b... Morning after pill. I sorta long for the days of "please come get me" texts. These fucking retards make me sad about the world.
at least they are taking plan b and not procreating
What I wonder is if every soviet russia comment is from the same fatass virgin with no life or a copy cat loser either way they take family guy to seriosly
In soviet Russia broads can remember to take the birth control pill
@10:25... Words can't express how much I agree ps women can't drive just good at bjs
Ok northeast Ohio.
10:41 clearly knows her place. Now since you've been a good girl, I guess we can have anal. You're welcome.
wow is that how they get down in my home state these days? LOL the state I am in isn't any better though
Ancient Chinese proverb say he who pull hernia have blue ball.
It's a parabola
Hm he's a keeper
Congratulations, he just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.
I can smell your vagina from here (440)
Uh.. A hernia is a TYPE of strain in the muscle.. Not a muscle itself
How do you pull a hernia legit lol
Pulled a hernia?? Interesting concept...
You definitely can't pull a hernia.
I'm pulling my hernia right now, it helps me fall asleep. You're such a dumb bitch...You get a hernia, you don't pull it. This is why I hate broads.
I am always pulling my hernia. Feels so good!
In ancient Greece hernia pulls you
In Soviet Russia, the vagina smells you!
It seems like a lot of people on tfln put a lot of trust in the plan b pill. In reality, I think it claims 75% effectiveness... Something to think about.
Also, pulling a hernia? WTF?
Yeah my gf and I have this rusty hanger.... Wayyyyyy more effective than plan b
I have a 10" hernia you can pull while you're chuggin' that ru486 kitty kat...
my favorite! yaaayy. I can't wait.
How do you pull a hernia? Legit lol
I do. with pickles.
In soviet Russia hernia pulls you
It's not 2:21