he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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ah if only pulling a hernia was something that existed
I'm a girl but I know my place. who wants a blowjob and a sandwich?
Not sure but I don't think you can pull a hernia.....
Ughhhh, plan b... Morning after pill. I sorta long for the days of "please come get me" texts. These fucking retards make me sad about the world.
at least they are taking plan b and not procreating
What I wonder is if every soviet russia comment is from the same fatass virgin with no life or a copy cat loser either way they take family guy to seriosly
@10:25... Words can't express how much I agree ps women can't drive just good at bjs
Ok northeast Ohio.
In soviet Russia broads can remember to take the birth control pill
wow is that how they get down in my home state these days? LOL the state I am in isn't any better though
10:41 clearly knows her place. Now since you've been a good girl, I guess we can have anal. You're welcome.
Hm he's a keeper
Ancient Chinese proverb say he who pull hernia have blue ball.
Uh.. A hernia is a TYPE of strain in the muscle.. Not a muscle itself
Congratulations, he just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.
How do you pull a hernia legit lol
I can smell your vagina from here (440)
Pulled a hernia?? Interesting concept...
It's a parabola
In ancient Greece hernia pulls you
You definitely can't pull a hernia.
I'm pulling my hernia right now, it helps me fall asleep. You're such a dumb bitch...You get a hernia, you don't pull it. This is why I hate broads.
In Soviet Russia, the vagina smells you!
I am always pulling my hernia. Feels so good!
Yeah my gf and I have this rusty hanger.... Wayyyyyy more effective than plan b
How do you pull a hernia? Legit lol
my favorite! yaaayy. I can't wait.
It seems like a lot of people on tfln put a lot of trust in the plan b pill. In reality, I think it claims 75% effectiveness... Something to think about.
Also, pulling a hernia? WTF?
I have a 10" hernia you can pull while you're chuggin' that ru486 kitty kat...
I do. with pickles.
In soviet Russia hernia pulls you
It's not 2:21