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  • 96 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:41pm

    I'm a girl but I know my place. who wants a blowjob and a sandwich?

  • 79 55
    Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 17, 10 at 1:30am

    ah if only pulling a hernia was something that existed

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:04pm

    Not sure but I don't think you can pull a hernia.....

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:12pm

    Ughhhh, plan b... Morning after pill. I sorta long for the days of "please come get me" texts. These fucking retards make me sad about the world.

    • 55 65
      Submitted by vagoo on Feb 17, 10 at 12:12am

      at least they are taking plan b and not procreating

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    In soviet Russia broads can remember to take the birth control pill

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:42am

    Hm he's a keeper

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:35am

    In Soviet Russia, the vagina smells you!

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:02pm

    First

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:46am

    Uh.. A hernia is a TYPE of strain in the muscle.. Not a muscle itself

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:45am

    Nice Cleveland.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:34am

    I can smell your vagina from here (440)

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:22am

    Yeah my gf and I have this rusty hanger.... Wayyyyyy more effective than plan b

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:36pm

    @10:25... Words can't express how much I agree ps women can't drive just good at bjs

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:21am

    What I wonder is if every soviet russia comment is from the same fatass virgin with no life or a copy cat loser either way they take family guy to seriosly

  • 47 48
    Submitted by BossBish on Feb 17, 10 at 11:42pm

    wow is that how they get down in my home state these days? LOL the state I am in isn't any better though

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:49am

    Pulled a hernia?? Interesting concept...

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:04am

    Ancient Chinese proverb say he who pull hernia have blue ball. -mr. Miyagi

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:44pm

    It seems like a lot of people on tfln put a lot of trust in the plan b pill. In reality, I think it claims 75% effectiveness... Something to think about. Also, pulling a hernia? WTF?

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:18pm

    You definitely can't pull a hernia.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:02pm

    10:41 clearly knows her place. Now since you've been a good girl, I guess we can have anal. You're welcome.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:39am

    In ancient Greece hernia pulls you

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:13am

    How do you pull a hernia legit lol

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:02pm

    ...

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:37am

    11:02 my favorite! yaaayy. I can't wait.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by beaver on Feb 20, 10 at 1:41am

    Congratulations, he just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:06pm

    Uhhhhh

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:31am

    I have a 10" hernia you can pull while you're chuggin' that ru486 kitty kat...

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:07pm

    It's a parabola

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    I am always pulling my hernia. Feels so good!

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:13am

    How do you pull a hernia? Legit lol

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:50pm

    I do. with pickles.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:03am

    Ok northeast Ohio.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:12am

    I'm pulling my hernia right now, it helps me fall asleep. You're such a dumb bitch...You get a hernia, you don't pull it. This is why I hate broads.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:47pm

    In soviet Russia hernia pulls you

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:39am

    It's not 2:21