also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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