maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
