he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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