ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
