dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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