so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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