the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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