I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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Is "defanging" supposed to be "detangling"? "Defining"?
These texts aren't nearly as funny as they used to be.
Why does your hair have fucking FANGS? Holy fuck. You need to see a doctor or an exorcist or something.
Hair defanging spray just revived my fear of vagina dentata. Also crania dentata.