So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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