redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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