So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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