She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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