No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish you could order shots online.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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