She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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