Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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