Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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