just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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