Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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